Everyone in the harbour,
including Mrs Hubbenback's old barber,
comes to this hotel every year at least once,
for sampling their delicious christmas scones.
People then dance all night long,
till the last early morning song.
People usually get drunk and jolly,
some might need to be taken home in a trolley...
Everyone talks about this event,
no one thinks of how much money they've spent.
Because when it comes to having fun,
nothing beats a night at Hotel Hunnygunn.